Today while shopping for tubs of vegetable shortening, I was distracted by a male and female about two shelve lengths away. Both appeared Asian and spoke in a language I didn't understand.
The following is my interpretation of their conversation.
MALE: (Making gestures with hands, clearly short on patience) Why can't we go the movies tonight?
FEMALE: (Ignoring question, continuing to shop for flour) Not sure I want to go out tonight.
MALE: Really? It's been a month since we've been out of the house on a date!
FEMALE: I like staying in.
MALE: (Sighs)
FEMALE: I don't like the way guys look at me. I feel they are always staring at me.
MALE: Well, I don't blame anyone for that...
FEMALE: Fuck you.
MALE: Seriously!
FEMALE: I'm making you watch a girlie on-demand chick-flick tonight!
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