Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Product Idea Wednesday!

Dear Reader:
Things have gotten pretty heavy on this site as of late.  I acknowledge Ethan and the fact that he has composed words and put them to his site, but please note that the opinions of writers are their own and do not represent the opinions of the other fine pushers of prose contributing to this site.  Put another way, Ethan is insane.
That being said, I wanted to share with you a product that needs to be invented.  I'd apply for the patent myself but I am too busy tending to my pumpkin harvest in anticipation of Thanksgiving next week.  What's the idea?  I'll tell you what!  It's a french fry carton that CLOSES.  How often do you get fries in the drive thru only to find them cold and limp by the time you get home?  This exact scenario has happened to me many times, and no, I don't want to discuss it further.  But aren't HOT fries the best?  By having a closed, heat regulated container, you'll still be able to enjoy those hot sticks of grease and starch long after you shuffle through the drive-thru of your local Carl's Jr.  I think it's really a great idea.
Ok reader, get out there and get that carton invented.  And please remember your dear friend Rupert the next time you enjoy a crispy, oily, mass produced fry at your local burger shack.

Love,
Rupert

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